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  • Mar. 13th, 2008 at 8:52 PM

 Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front.

Only
in America .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke.
(to the defense of people like me...those extra 300 calories from the drink does make a difference!)

Only
in America ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.

Only
in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless junk in the garage.

Only
in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.


Only
in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER
WONDER ...


Why
the sun lightens our hair,
but
darkens our skin ?

 

Why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
(I TOTALLY CAN WITHOUT OPENING MY MOUTH)

Why
don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Why
is "abbreviated" such a long word?


Why
is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?


Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains? 

Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


If
flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

P.S I totally love America!  I got nothin' but American Pride! :)

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